Goodbye 2011, I won't miss you

I have lived through...

A Nazi attack
A kidnapping

A murder

An explosion

2 psychiatrists

3 rejections from health insurance companies
4 different medications

A hospitalization
A false graduation
A false marriage
3 different fathers
1 poisonous turkey, noodles with mayonnaise
and words that will harm baby Jesus. 

2011, I don't care to repeat you.

Merry, Merry

Do not use the following words or they will offend baby Jesus...

-Back
-Jacket
-Come
-Up
-Fence
-Thing
-Around
-Fire
-Across
-Pencil

I will tell you why in about 3 months,

Merry Christmas!